12:30 pm - Wed, Oct 1, 2014

FROM ONE SECOND TO THE NEXT

Werner Herzog chronicles the devastating consequences of texting and driving. The film examines how lives can be forever altered by a trivial text. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Hillbilly Jim 

4 out of 5 Magnum TA Porches

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12:30 pm - Tue, Sep 30, 2014

OLD JOY

When old friends Mark (Daniel London) and Kurt (Will Oldham) embark on a weekend camping trip in the Oregon Cascades, they find themselves exploring much more than nature in this meditation on friendship, memory and generational malaise. As the men journey deeper into the wilderness — first losing, and then finding, their way — they struggle to find common ground in the divergent paths they’ve chosen. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Fandango 

2 out of 5 Joy Giovannis

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12:30 pm - Mon, Sep 29, 2014

LET GO

A disheartened parole officer struggling to find happiness in a ho-hum marriage finds inspiration from an unlikely source: his own parolees. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Finlay 

2.5 out of 5 Jim Cornette Falling Off a Scaffolds

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12:30 pm - Fri, Sep 26, 2014

HEARTLESS

Reclusive Londoner Jamie Morgan, who bears a prominent, heart-shaped birthmark on his face yet can’t seem to find love anywhere, makes a deal with a devil-like figure to get a girl — but there’s a deadly price to pay. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Ezekiel Jackson 

2.5 out of 5 Stan Stasiak Heart Punches

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12:30 pm - Thu, Sep 25, 2014

PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE

Writer-director Brian De Palma pumps 1970s decadence into The Phantom of the Opera story with a rock opera that replaces divas with pop stars. After being injured in a record factory, disfigured songwriter Winslow Leach (William Finley) haunts the Paradise — the music house of the demonic Swan (Paul Williams), who ripped off Leach’s tunes and idea for a pop masterpiece. Williams penned this campy cult film’s Oscar-nominated score. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Heath Slater

5 out of 5 The WCW Phantoms

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12:30 pm - Wed, Sep 24, 2014

FAT KID RULES THE WORLD

Depressed, obese teen Troy is about to step in front of a bus and end it all when fate enters in the form of Marcus, a free-spirited street musician. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Francine 

3.5 out of 5 Eaters of Worlds

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12:30 pm - Tue, Sep 23, 2014
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TALES FROM THE SCRIPT

Hollywood screenwriters discuss their successes and failures, share anecdotes and insights, and reveal their experiences with actors and directors. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Captain Charisma 

2.5 out of 5 Leaked RAW Scripts

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12:30 pm - Mon, Sep 22, 2014

THE SOURCE FAMILY

This documentary explores the ups and downs of the Source Family, an early 1970s “Aquarian tribe” in Los Angeles that followed colorful leader “Father Yod” — a man with 14 wives, a popular restaurant, a rock band and a Rolls-Royce. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Charlotte Flair 

3 out of 5 The Wyatt Families 

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12:30 pm - Fri, Sep 19, 2014

A.C.O.D.

After enduring decades of conflict between his divorced parents, Carter tries to end the hostilities on the eve of his brother’s marriage. Instead, he ends up making surprising discoveries about his past that only increase the tumult. (Netflix)

A Review Haiku by Carlito 

2 out of 5 L.O.D.s

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4:16 pm - Thu, Sep 18, 2014
It’s back. It’s disgusting. I love it like family. #surge

It’s back. It’s disgusting. I love it like family. #surge

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12:30 pm

NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE

A secret agent is murdered, and his son—a high school gymnast—teams up with a spy to catch the man who killed him. (IMDB) 

A Review Haiku by Christian York 

3.5 out of 5 Brisco/Patterson Hardcore Evening Gown Match

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12:30 pm - Wed, Sep 17, 2014

MORVERN CALLAR

Morvern Callar, a poor Scottish clerk, wakes to find that her boyfriend has committed suicide. Sensing an opportunity, Morvern claims authorship of his unpublished novel. When the money starts pouring in, Morvern and her pal Lanna take off for Spain. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Cherry 

2.5 out of 5 Fiona Frasers 

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12:30 pm - Tue, Sep 16, 2014

LOCKOUT

A former government agent wrongly accused of a crime gets a shot at freedom — if he can engineer a high-risk mission to outer space in order to rescue the president’s daughter from a prison where the inmates are in control. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Jack Swagger 

1.5 out of 5 TNA Lockdowns 

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12:30 pm - Mon, Sep 15, 2014

JUG FACE

Jug Face tells the story of a pregnant teen trying to escape a backwoods community who discovers that she may be sacrificed to a creature in a pit. The entity in the pit requires a sacrifice for keeping the community safe. The face of the person to be sacrificed is crafted onto a ceramic jug. When ignored, the entity unleashes an evil onto the community. Now no one is safe as tragedy befalls each member one by one and they soon realize that the pit wants what it wants. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Golga 

4 out of 5 Wyatt Family Compounds

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12:30 pm - Fri, Sep 12, 2014

TANGLED

Disney animators take on the classic Grimm Brothers story of Rapunzel, a long-locked beauty imprisoned in a secluded tower by evil hag Mother Gothel, who needs the rejuvenating powers of Rapunzel’s tresses to remain young. (Netflix)

A Review Haiku by Crazy Boy 

3.5 out of 5 Hair vs. Hair matches 

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