12:30 pm - Thu, Jul 31, 2014

BEREAVEMENT

When teen orphan Allison goes to live with relatives on their remote farm, she discovers that a twisted neighbor has been training 10-year-old Martin Bristol, a boy he kidnapped five years before, in the ways of serial murder. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Brie Bella 

1 out of 5 Uncle Zebs 

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12:30 pm - Wed, Jul 30, 2014
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METALLICA THROUGH THE NEVER

Veteran heavy metal band Metallica is captured live in 3D in this spectacular concert film, highlighted by a staged accident involving a crew member. Narrative bios of band members and a chronicle of Metallica’s career are also featured in the movie. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Brodus Clay 

3 out of 5 Sting “Seek and Destroy” Entrance Themes 

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12:30 pm - Tue, Jul 29, 2014
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DISNEY’S 101 DALMATIANS

Shortly after celebrating the birth of 15 pups, Dalmatians Pongo and Perdita find themselves on a mission to save their offspring from the clutches of the dastardly Cruella De Vil before she turns the cuddly canines into a fabulous fur coat. With the aid of London’s underground dog network, the determined Pongo and Perdita stage a daring rescue in this animated Disney classic featuring one of the screen’s most hissable villains. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Cal Bishop 

5 out of 5 Moondog Spots 

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10:33 pm - Mon, Jul 28, 2014

THE ART OF THE STEAL (2014)

This heist comedy stars Kurt Russell as Crunch Calhoun, a daredevil motorcyclist and mostly reformed con artist who signs on for one last job: helping his brother Nicky steal a priceless antique book. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Byron Saxton 

2.5 out of 5 “The Artiste” Aiden Englishes 

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12:30 pm - Fri, Jul 25, 2014

DUET

A hand-drawn short by animation legend Glen Keane, produced at Google’s Spotlight Stories series. (Letterboxd)

A Review Haiku by Beth Phoenix 

4 out of 5 Fandango and Ann Dangos 

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12:30 pm - Thu, Jul 24, 2014

THE REUNION

Despite their animus for one another, three brothers — a suspended cop, a bail bondsman and a thief just out of jail — unite to pursue a kidnapper. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Cameron the Funkadactyl 

1.5 out of 5 #LOLCENAWINS 

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12:30 pm - Wed, Jul 23, 2014

CONTRACTED

After a one-night-stand, a young woman becomes alarmingly ill — but what she thinks is a sexually transmitted disease turns out to be far worse. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Axl Keegan 

3 out of 5 Katie Vick skits 

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12:30 pm - Tue, Jul 22, 2014
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SYRUP

A slacker hatches a million-dollar idea. But in order to see it through, he has to learn to trust his attractive corporate counterpart. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Goldust 

1 out of 5 Scott “Flapjack” Nortons

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12:30 pm - Mon, Jul 21, 2014

MONEYBALL

An all-star cast brings to life the true story of Billy Beane, a former jock turned general manager who uses unconventional methods to bring the best players to the Oakland A’s, a Major League Baseball team struggling against financial hardship. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Crazy AJ 

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2.5 out of 5 TNA BaseBrawls

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12:30 pm - Fri, Jul 18, 2014

PARK AVENUE: MONEY, POWER AND THE AMERICAN DREAM

The widening gap between rich and poor is nowhere clearer than on New York’s Park Avenue, home to America’s highest concentration of billionaires. (Netflix)

A Review Haiku by Alexa Bliss 

3 out of 5 Money, Inc.s 

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12:30 pm - Thu, Jul 17, 2014

COLIN QUINN: LONG STORY SHORT

"Saturday Night Live" alum Colin Quinn brings the funny in this standup comedy special as he ponders how philosophy, world history and the fate of empires have a lot in common with today’s talk radio and the latest episode of "Jersey Shore." (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by The All-American American 

4.5 out of 5 Colin Delaneys 

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12:30 pm - Wed, Jul 16, 2014

THE INTERRUPTERS

This powerful documentary follows CeaseFire, a Chicago-based group — staffed by former gang members — that’s dedicated to wiping out urban violence. The organization treats violence like an infection and seeks to eradicate the root cause. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Becky Lynch

4 out of 5 Chicago Street Fights 

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7:22 am

ANDRE THE GIANT: LARGER THAN LIFE

Documentary, released by the World Wrestling Federation, about the late wrestling superstar Andre the Giant, portraying his childhood in a small French village, his rise to fame as a professional wrestler, and his slow physical decline and eventual death in 1993. With commentaries by Vince McMahon, Classy Freddie Blassie, Killer Kowalski and Gorilla Monsoon, as well as Andre’s brother and friends. (IMDB)

A Review Haiku by Bad News Barrett 

3 out of 5 Chocolate Andre Trophies 

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12:30 pm - Mon, Jul 14, 2014

THE NEST

A doctor must remove a parasite infestation from within a patient’s breast. (Letterboxd) 

A Review Haiku by Baron Mikel Scicluna 

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3 out of 5 The Swarms 

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12:30 pm - Fri, Jul 11, 2014
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SEE GIRL RUN

Fleeing a stale marriage, New Yorker Emmie returns home and hooks up with old flame Scott, a cartoonist who’s settled for mediocrity. (Netflix) 

A Review Haiku by Goldberg 

1.5 out of 5 See AJ Lee skips

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